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Super Shit – Our Original All-Purpose Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Super Shit Original All-Purpose Seasoning delivers balanced, bold flavor for meats, vegetables, seafood, and everyday meals. Chef Marla’s classic blend enhances any dish with ease.
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Reel Shit – Citrus Fish Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Reel Shit – Citrus Fish Seasoning adds bold citrus and clean herbs to seafood. It brightens fish, shrimp, and light dishes with fresh flavor. Use it for grilling, baking, or pan-searing to deliver vibrant results every time.
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Cow Shit – Buttery All-Purpose Seasoning
$10.50 Add To Cart - $9.98Cow Shit Buttery All-Purpose Seasoning brings smooth buttery flavor with savory herbs and spices. Perfect for potatoes, chicken, vegetables, popcorn, and comforting everyday meals.
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Bull Shit – Grilling and Roasting Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Bull Shit Grilling & Roasting Seasoning delivers bold pepper, garlic, herbs, and smoky depth. Perfect for steaks, chicken, pork, potatoes, and vegetables on the grill or in the oven.
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Chicken Shit – Italian Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Chicken Shit Italian Seasoning blends basil, oregano, rosemary, garlic, and warm spices for classic Italian flavor. Perfect for chicken, pasta, veggies, sauces, and bread dipping.
Heat: Mild
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Horse Shit – Horseradish Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Horse Shit Horseradish Seasoning delivers sharp, clean heat and bold flavor for seafood, steaks, potatoes, dips, and sauces. A lively blend of horseradish and savory spices
Heat: Medium
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Super Shit- The Original Blend
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Super Shit – The Original Blend delivers bold all-purpose flavor for meat, seafood, vegetables, and everyday cooking. Chef Marla’s classic spice mix enhances any dish with rich aroma and balanced taste.
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Hot Shit – Spicy All-Purpose Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Hot Shit Spicy All-Purpose Seasoning brings bold chili heat and savory flavor. Perfect for meats, vegetables, tacos, fries, and everyday spicy cooking.
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Everything is Shit
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Everything is Shit delivers bold all-purpose flavor for any meal. This seasoning adds depth, aroma, and punch to meat, veggies, and everyday dishes. Designed by Chef Marla for cooks who want big taste fast.
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No Shit – No Salt All-Purpose Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54No Shit No-Salt All-Purpose Seasoning delivers bold flavor without sodium. Herbs, garlic, pepper, and citrus make every dish delicious while supporting healthier cooking.
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Oh Shit – Onion & Garlic Seasoning
$8.99 Add To Cart - $8.54Oh Shit Onion & Garlic Seasoning brings bold savory flavor to meats, vegetables, pasta, potatoes, and everyday meals. A rich blend of onion, garlic, herbs, and spices.
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A BBQ rub is a blend of spices and seasonings applied to meat before cooking. Rubs enhance flavor and help create the bark that barbecue is known for.
Brisket rubs typically use salt, pepper, garlic, and a balance of savory spices. Texas-style rubs are the most popular for brisket.
Most rubs should sit on meat for 15-30 minutes before cooking, but you can apply them up to 12 hours in advance for deeper flavor.
Some BBQ rubs are sweet, others are smoky or savory, and some are spicy. Each product description lists the flavor profile and heat level.
BBQ rubs don’t spoil, but they lose flavor over time. For best results, use them within 1-2 years of opening and store in a cool, dry place.












